"At least Tyler's not trying to kill us. And actually, actually, putting him in charge is pretty practical. For instance, he's managed to teach Chelldon all sorts of protocols and you should see how he manages to recite them." Oh yes, Wheatley was once again proud for absolutely no reason at all, and worse, proud of something that really wasn't true.

He still wanted to keep the lime light for himself, so tacked on a: "I've managed to prepare him quite well for his lessons," at the very end of that, somewhat muttered because he didn't want to be a glory hog.

"And all you've done is taught us about smashing plates and neurotoxins!"